Friday, November 17, 2006

Jon Stewart interviews George Carlin

From 1997, John Stewart honors and interviews comic legend George Carlin. 

Digg Story: Polio "could be eradicated" by end of decade

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"Polio "could be eradicated" by end of decade"
New vaccine strategies could wipe out lingering reservoirs of polio in northern India and lead to global eradication of the crippling disease by the end of the decade, scientists said on Thursday.
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Drug Doubles Endurance, Study Says

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Blue October - Hate Me video

Hate Me

[message on voicemail:] Hi Justin! This is your mother. It is 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you were doing. You sounded really uptight last night, it made me a little nervous, and a little, well it made me nervous, but it sounded like you were nervous too. I just want to make sure you are really okay and wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication too. You know I love ya and take care honey. I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye Bye!

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? it is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you
Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you
Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you
Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

For you
For you
For you

Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Lyrics

(intro)ALL RIGHT...........
(verse)
Break me down,
you got a lovely face,
we're going to your place and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud,
getting fucking laid,
you want me to stay
but I got to make my way
2x Chorus:
Hey you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I’m on top of it,
When I dream I’m doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on
(verse)
Take it all,
the paper is your game,
you jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full
You’re so fine,
It won’t be a loss,
cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face.
2x(Chorus)
(bridge)
Get the video, fuck you so good
Get the video, fuck you so good
Crazy Bitch,
Crazy Bitch,

Crazy...

Bitch
2x (Chorus)
(verse)
Come on. Baby girl you want it all to be a star you’ll have to go down
Take it off no need to talk your crazy but I like the way you fuck me
2x(Chorus)
keep it right on
your crazy but i like the way you fuck me.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Anne Frank's Tree To Be Cut Down -click here-

The ancient chestnut tree that comforted Anne Frank while she was in hiding during the Nazi occupation of Holland must be cut down, the Amsterdam city council said Tuesday. 

ATMs hacked using MP3 player -click here-

A criminal gang in the U.K. was able to steal confidential banking data by bugging ATMs with an MP3 player, The Times of London reported in its online edition Thursday. 

Apple thinks different about marketing iPhones -click here-

One of the rather interesting marketing aspects I've read about is the idea that the iPhone won't be tied to any specific carrier. Instead, it will be sold "unlocked", requiring you to insert a GSM subscriber identity (SIM) card. The downside: Apple won't get any subsidies or special deals from working with the likes of Cingular or T-Mobile. The upside: such an approach opens up most of the world as the target market instead of just the US. This approach would prove that Apple is thinking globally with its next product segment -- and that phone market could bring literally hundreds of millions of new prospects to Apple. 

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Ted Kopel quote

We knew Iraq had wepons of mass distruction, we (USA) still have the receipts. 

12 weirdest usb devices

my personal favorite 

Jon Stewart on Immigration

 

Daily Show - Bipartisanship

 

Bill Maher's 11/10/06 New Rules

 

Stephen Colbert's segment, Word

 

One of Stephen Colbert's funniest

 

I SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND ..THEN I MARRIED HER

Couple got hitched after man wounded woman 

 

How To Get More Power From A Wireless Router

Need more range out of your Linksys wireless router? Consider adding a WiFi Booster Antenna. We tested one with our Linksys WRT54GC mini wirelss router and the results were impressive! Check it out!

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Pink Jail Cells a Failure

The experiment to see if the color pink calms jail inmates has been declared a failure in Kansas City. [I guess that myth's been busted]

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

microsoft support

The Saftey Lecture Continues - George Carlin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsNlaSbGSeI

Actual Video of a Violent Exploding Laptop Battery

The folks at PC Pitstop forced a lithium-ion battery into an unstable state - the same state that usually occurred with the Sony laptop battery explosions - and the explosions happened from there.

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Some Women Allergic to Sex

One cure that works: therapy combined with regular sex.

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Hilarious Video: Animals are Better than you!

Example: This is the Cheetah. It could move up to speeds of 76 kmh, If a Human raced a Cheetah, the Cheetah would beat you....and then it would probably eat you. A Cheetah is Better than you....

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President Bush - "I hear there's rumours on the uh... Internets"

In case you've ever wondered where the fun twist of the "Internet" to "Internets" originated from, here is the original source of inspiration for Stephen Colbert and countless other parodies. Good ol' George Dubya himself. I found it using The Google.

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Natural-born Painkiller Found in Human Saliva

Saliva from humans has yielded a natural painkiller up to six times more powerful than morphine, researchers say.

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Whats a Hoe?

short clip, funny.

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George Carlin on the Ten Commandments

No one can put religion in perspective like George Carlin.
A must-see classic!

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Find a USPS mailbox in your area

Click on a state name or enter a zip code to see a list of US Postal Service collection stations (blue mailboxes) in that area. Every listing contains location information (most with maps) and scheduled pick-up times for that mailbox.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

List of faux pas From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

List of faux pas From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Drug Use Destroying European Bank Notes!

The Institute for Biomedical and Pharmaceutical Research in Nuremberg found in 2003 that 90% of all Euro bank notes were contaminated with traces of cocaine. There have not yet been any reported cases of people overdosing by licking their money but many fear it is mearly a matter of time.

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10 Very Useful Mac OS X Utilities

A nice list of 10 useful Mac OS X Utilities, including short descriptions and links to download.

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Hilarious Google Mistakes

A funny video of Google tricks a guy is showing in a video.

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Sir Elton John wants a ban on all organized religion . . .

Sir Elton John has said he would like to see all organised religion banned and accused it of trying to "turn hatred towards gay people". Organised religion lacked compassion and turned people into "hateful lemmings", he told the Observer. "I think religion has always tried to turn hatred towards gay people, religion promotes the hatred and spite."

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A dead man has been blamed for hundreds of speeding offences in Australia

Police in Sydney said 240 people were under investigation over the speeding scam, where hundreds of motorists blamed either the same dead man, or a person living in another state, for driving their cars at the time of the speeding offences.

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The world's most dangerous road

It seems perverse that one of the main roads out of one of the highest cities on Earth should actually climb as it leaves town.

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Apple fires 'smug little twit'

Apple has decided to dump its 'Mac Guy' advertisements because the character is a 'smug little twit'.

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Weirdest personal page I've ever seen

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/me.here

Mac Ads

Black Mac
once you go mac
Crash Different

The Amazing Johnathan

The Amazing Johnathan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJtvAc_KAs
Snow Ball Of Death